Yokflattaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident mink.

Yokflattaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokflattaf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yokflattaf, he will turn you into a snail.

Yokflattaf's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yokflattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yokflattaf's name in vain.

2. You must pray to Yokflattaf five times a day.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.