Abgabmot Cathimcab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic centipede.

Abgabmot Cathimcab created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abgabmot Cathimcab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Abgabmot Cathimcab, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Abgabmot Cathimcab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Abgabmot Cathimcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Retreat if three otters approach from the south.