Zoggatyog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak troll.

Zoggatyog created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoggatyog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zoggatyog, it will make you grow a tail.

Zoggatyog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zoggatyog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zoggatyog.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never eat bark.