Fadditved is a god.

He takes the form of a large, generous raccoon.

Fadditved created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadditved, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fadditved, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fadditved's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fadditved's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never write about black holes.