Dosskabshavfemtad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent hummingbird.

Dosskabshavfemtad created an atom two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosskabshavfemtad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dosskabshavfemtad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dosskabshavfemtad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dosskabshavfemtad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Dosskabshavfemtad loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. You must love Dosskabshavfemtad.