Nablop is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unselfish dugong.

Nablop created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablop, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nablop, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nablop's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nablop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help squirrels in need.