Tigdamhim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful cow.

Tigdamhim created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Tigdamhim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tigdamhim, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tigdamhim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tigdamhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.