Tomlibstik is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, strong jellyfish.

Tomlibstik created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tomlibstik, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tomlibstik, he will turn you into a tree.

Tomlibstik's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tomlibstik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomlibstik.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.