Ligjinbast is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, self-confident gorilla.

Ligjinbast created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligjinbast, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ligjinbast, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ligjinbast's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ligjinbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Never mention foxes.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.