Nar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, egotistical zebra.

Nar created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nar, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nar, it will turn you into a tree.

Nar's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the west.