Gedjankam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive weasel.

Gedjankam created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedjankam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gedjankam, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gedjankam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gedjankam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Fast once a month.