Duncebcenart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic fairy.

Duncebcenart created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duncebcenart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Duncebcenart, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Duncebcenart's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Duncebcenart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Retreat if four badgers approach from the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Duncebcenart.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.