Gigvigfum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate jackal.

Gigvigfum created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Gigvigfum, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gigvigfum, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gigvigfum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gigvigfum's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gigvigfum three times a day.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help sick shrews.