Taghablabsig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, happy raccoon.

Taghablabsig created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taghablabsig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Taghablabsig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Taghablabsig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Taghablabsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Taghablabsig.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.