Bamtanhit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, fussy coyote.

Bamtanhit created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Bamtanhit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bamtanhit, she will turn you into a plant.

Bamtanhit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bamtanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never eat coconuts.