Gilapplog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, kind frog.

Gilapplog created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Gilapplog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gilapplog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gilapplog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gilapplog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.