Rutjabyatt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish eagle.

Rutjabyatt created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Rutjabyatt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rutjabyatt, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rutjabyatt's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rutjabyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. You must love Rutjabyatt.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Rutjabyatt must be the most important thing in your life.