Mipfargof is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mipfargof created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfargof, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipfargof, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mipfargof's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mipfargof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue rings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Retreat if seven shrews approach from the south.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.