Habwipdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate porpoise.

Habwipdiss created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habwipdiss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Habwipdiss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Habwipdiss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Habwipdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.