Fliscemlip Godcepab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent crow.

Fliscemlip Godcepab created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fliscemlip Godcepab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fliscemlip Godcepab, she will send you a sign.

Fliscemlip Godcepab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fliscemlip Godcepab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Never paint your feet brown.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.