Himnuttloop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous naga.

Himnuttloop created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Himnuttloop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Himnuttloop, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Himnuttloop's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Himnuttloop's Holy Commandments

1. Himnuttloop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.