Gadquatdotnurlabtam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy bird.

Gadquatdotnurlabtam created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Gadquatdotnurlabtam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadquatdotnurlabtam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gadquatdotnurlabtam's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gadquatdotnurlabtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gadquatdotnurlabtam.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.