Quatcubwitstignak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful human.

Quatcubwitstignak created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatcubwitstignak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quatcubwitstignak, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quatcubwitstignak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quatcubwitstignak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Worship no other gods but Quatcubwitstignak.