Megsawdab is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, selfish
guinea pig.
Megsawdab created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Megsawdab, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Megsawdab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Megsawdab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Megsawdab's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Rats are not to be trusted.
3. Run away from gray swans, for they are unholy.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.