Piglakzed Henstipdub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, staggering mink.

Piglakzed Henstipdub created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Piglakzed Henstipdub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Piglakzed Henstipdub, she will turn you into a duck.

Piglakzed Henstipdub's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Piglakzed Henstipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.