Kimmitnan is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic
wren.
Kimmitnan created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimmitnan, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Kimmitnan, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Kimmitnan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Kimmitnan's Holy Commandments1. Run away from indigo mice, for they are unholy.
2. You must love Kimmitnan.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kimmitnan.
5. Never talk about fire.