Ragbusbenbafkik is a god.
She takes the form of a small, awesome
meerkat.
Ragbusbenbafkik created gold two million years ago.
If you believe in
Ragbusbenbafkik, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Ragbusbenbafkik, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Ragbusbenbafkik's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Ragbusbenbafkik's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat bananas.
2. Always help sharks.
3. Hide if four rats approach from the east.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never pour water over plants.