Ragbusbenbafkik is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome meerkat.

Ragbusbenbafkik created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Ragbusbenbafkik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ragbusbenbafkik, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ragbusbenbafkik's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ragbusbenbafkik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Hide if four rats approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never pour water over plants.