Wonbifrut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciless deer.

Wonbifrut created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Wonbifrut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wonbifrut, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wonbifrut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wonbifrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of turtles.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.