Quamgetdot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise mole.

Quamgetdot created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamgetdot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quamgetdot, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Quamgetdot's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Quamgetdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Quamgetdot.

5. Never wear magenta shorts.