Pinflislag Padarpomin is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic
deer.
Pinflislag Padarpomin created humanity eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pinflislag Padarpomin, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Pinflislag Padarpomin, she will not care.
Pinflislag Padarpomin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Pinflislag Padarpomin's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never eat green fruit.