Ratinggub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced beaver.

Ratinggub created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratinggub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ratinggub, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Ratinggub's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ratinggub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine swans approach from the north.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shave your neck.