Arpbellgadhakyamfoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental naga.

Arpbellgadhakyamfoss created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Arpbellgadhakyamfoss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arpbellgadhakyamfoss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arpbellgadhakyamfoss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Arpbellgadhakyamfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Arpbellgadhakyamfoss loves doves, so they must be honoured.

4. Arpbellgadhakyamfoss loves moths, so they must be respected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.