Hasrillrip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating shark.

Hasrillrip created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hasrillrip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hasrillrip, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hasrillrip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hasrillrip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hasrillrip.

2. Hide if nine snails approach from the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not hurt goats.