Yimbidciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced mink.

Yimbidciss created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbidciss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yimbidciss, she will turn you into a plant.

Yimbidciss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yimbidciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about gravity.