Febsabged is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying squirrel.

Febsabged created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febsabged, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Febsabged, he will turn you into a puffin.

Febsabged's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Febsabged's Holy Commandments

1. Febsabged loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Run away from gray manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.