Fabbopvon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able narwhal.

Fabbopvon created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Fabbopvon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabbopvon, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fabbopvon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fabbopvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. You must love Fabbopvon.

5. Do not dye your hair white.