Tigvidsag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate dragonfly.

Tigvidsag created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigvidsag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tigvidsag, she will turn you into a slug.

Tigvidsag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tigvidsag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tigvidsag.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.