Nurlwigsog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish crab.

Nurlwigsog created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlwigsog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurlwigsog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nurlwigsog's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nurlwigsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue skirts.

2. Always obey Nurlwigsog's priests.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.