Gebyok is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, self-confident slug.

Gebyok created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebyok, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gebyok, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gebyok's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gebyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed peanuts to cats while wearing green skirts.