Rutcitfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced fox.

Rutcitfarn created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutcitfarn, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rutcitfarn, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rutcitfarn's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rutcitfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. You must love Rutcitfarn.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.