Ponyogtit is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, calm mouse.

Ponyogtit created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponyogtit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ponyogtit, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Ponyogtit's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ponyogtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your feet brown.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.