Zagbomkik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud hedgehog.

Zagbomkik created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagbomkik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zagbomkik, it will turn you into a tree.

Zagbomkik's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zagbomkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always treat ants with great respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.