Nakbempon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic crane.

Nakbempon created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakbempon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakbempon, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nakbempon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nakbempon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Put Nakbempon first in all things.

3. Always treat mites with great respect.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill cats.