Arftonsan Ditlanflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless bird.

Arftonsan Ditlanflat created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arftonsan Ditlanflat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arftonsan Ditlanflat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Arftonsan Ditlanflat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Arftonsan Ditlanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Arftonsan Ditlanflat on top of important buildings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.