Fagtaggedtettigubdub is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful crab.

Fagtaggedtettigubdub created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Fagtaggedtettigubdub, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fagtaggedtettigubdub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fagtaggedtettigubdub's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fagtaggedtettigubdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick snakes.