Cinrullnak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical yak.

Cinrullnak created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinrullnak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cinrullnak, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cinrullnak's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cinrullnak's Holy Commandments

1. Cinrullnak loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Always obey Cinrullnak's priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not speak about figs.