Fenfagkar Pidflabbodfomrutcathugsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, weak mouse.

Fenfagkar Pidflabbodfomrutcathugsaf created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenfagkar Pidflabbodfomrutcathugsaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fenfagkar Pidflabbodfomrutcathugsaf, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fenfagkar Pidflabbodfomrutcathugsaf's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fenfagkar Pidflabbodfomrutcathugsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.