Cinbankik Nulldinquat is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive crane.

Cinbankik Nulldinquat created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbankik Nulldinquat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cinbankik Nulldinquat, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cinbankik Nulldinquat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cinbankik Nulldinquat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cinbankik Nulldinquat on top of all buildings.

2. You must pray to Cinbankik Nulldinquat three times a day.

3. Erect six tin sculptures of Cinbankik Nulldinquat on top of important buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.