Gebzakgon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, passionate meerkat.

Gebzakgon created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebzakgon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebzakgon, he will not care at all.

Gebzakgon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gebzakgon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven squirrels approach from the south.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always look after injured mice.

5. Do not drink alcohol.