Motbassfat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless armadillo.

Motbassfat created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Motbassfat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Motbassfat, he will turn you into a frog.

Motbassfat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Motbassfat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Motbassfat five times a day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Hide if four dogs approach from the west.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.